Seriously, in the beginning of the year, she always used my things and I never said anything. But now this is just ridiculous. Okay so I live with 5 other girls, but one of them uses my food, dishes, cookware, and other things, and always leaves them dirty or doesn’t replace them. When I ask her if she used something, she lies and says she didn’t, even though I KNOW she did. She has her own stuff too, but she insists on using mine, it is so annoying. I know she tries to sneak and use it without anyone finding out. If you insist on using someone elses things, I think it’s a common courtesy to wash them as SOON as you are done. Am I wrong. She has no sense of boundaries, personal space, and respect for other peoples things. I am really fed up, I’ve talked to her about it several times. At this point I really want to take all of my stuff and separate in the kitchen, or put in in a storage box in my bedroom. I know I will not be living with her again next year. What do you think I should do.

What is the easiest and most simple way to distill ethanol alcohol from water, using only common kitchen equipment. Would it work if I put the mixture at 70 degrees celsius (the boiling point of ethanol) in a pot, and then put a lid that is too big for that pot on top (at an angle). My idea is that the ethanol will evaporate and condense on the slanted large pot lid, and then drip into a bowl or cup. Would this work.

When I began plugging heaters in for the winter it all began. We would have the heater on, then turn on a light and a fuse would blow sending be the basement breaker. This happened numerous times untill I decided cold was better than creepy. Now its doing it again but a little different. I have numerous kitchen gadgets. When in use they are hooked up to a surge protector. Yesterday I was using a counter top oven and a hotplate when the fuse blew for the first time. Actually it just shut off the surge protector, I just unplugged one and went on from there. Now even when one is in use it shuts down about every 3 to 4 minutes (the surge protector surges and goes off) Does anyone have a clue as to what might be going on.

I am looking to start a business in IL and I need supplies. I am just getting started doing research and looking for resources. If anyone knows where I could find bulk goods for a bakery I would appreciate it. I am also looking for kitchen equipment from mixers to ovens etc. Feel free to email me if anyone has any suggestions. My email is faithstr@yahoo.com Thank you so much .

HEY WHO IS LOOKING FOR HELP THIS YR FOR CHRISTMAS.READ.
have been there.we went to dollartree one yr and bought my daughter all kinds of stuff they are all new and in packages and 1.00 cheaper than a thrift store.also i do know that toys for tots helps, the salvation army, and the united way. you need to get them on the lists asap to help also.i dont know if they have this or not where you are, but one yr i went to h&r block and i got a loan off my income tax in december i will be doing that this yr they start it on november 17th this monday maybe you should check into that. its like a line of credit off your income tax. you know come to think of it one yr my mom couldnt afford christmas for me and my brother and she went to rent a center and did a 1 week free thing and got us something there maybe you can get a playstation 3 from there and go to a game stop and buy a few cheap used games. if you need thanksgiving dinner check pantries in your area. the will be giving dinners away and also christmas dinners too. if you need a tree it is best to wait the week before to get it at a great price. not from a tree lot but like from walmart or your local grocery.I have been there keep your head up and remember your boys love you and they will understand that this yr will be rough but i know better times will come for you and your family.may god bless and i will pray for you.

Angel Tree-The Salvation Army’s Angel Tree program provides new clothing or toys for children of needy families, with angel tree’s often found in high-traffic areas such as malls, churches and corporations. Each tree is decorated with numbered paper angel tags with the first name, age and gender of a child who will receive the gift. To sponsor a child from the Angel Tree, simply remove one or more tags from the tree and purchase appropriate gifts for the child or children described on the tags. The organization displaying the Angel Tree is also the collection point or drop-off location for all gifts.

Toys for Tots- The U.S. Marine Corps Reserve Toys for Tots program helps needy children throughout the United States experience the joy of Christmas; playing an active role in collecting and delivering a shiny new toy at Christmas. Local toy collection campaigns begin in October and last until December 22, with toy deliveries normally taking place on December 23 and 24. Community members drop new, unwrapped toys at toys for tots locations, which are collection boxes positioned in local businesses. These toys are stored in warehouses, sorted by age and gender, and then delivered to needy children at Christmastime.

Operation Christmas Child- Operation Christmas Child brings joy and hope to needy children around the world through shoe boxes or small plastic containers filled with unwrapped toys, school supplies, candy and other gifts, then shipped to needy children overseas with a personal note included. Suggested gift ideas include toys like small cars, balls, dolls, stuffed animals, kazoos, harmonicas, yo-yos, jump ropes, and toys that light up and/or make noise. Christmas gifts of pencils, pens, crayons, markers, coloring books and other art supplies are encouraged, as are gifts of toothbrushes, toothpaste, bar soap, and other personal care, hygiene items.

Make a Wish Foundation- You can make this holiday season special for children dealing with life-threatening medical conditions and illnesses by your generous donations to the Make a Wish Foundation of America Adopt-A-Wish program, thus helping a child’s dream come true. Make a Wish’s unique holiday donation options help grant the wishes of children, creating special memories for the wish child and family. Those who adopt a wish by making a donation are provided a unique and special story of how your donation bought joy to a wish child.

My Two Front Teeth- My Two Front Teeth is a non-profit, charity organization that provides donated toys to underprivileged children in daycare, preschools and community agencies. You can donate toys online; just sign up to receive an email notification prior to the holiday season, choose a child to sponsor and purchase and donate toys to children in need via My Two Front Teeth. My Two Front Teeth offers a personalized, online gift-giving experience to aid underprivileged children. Children are selected through community organizations and allowed to individually pick their one holiday wish.

The Christmas holiday season is fast approaching, so start an annual tradition of charitable giving, donating toys and other items to needy children and families. Setting the right example and role-modeling heartfelt giving, volunteering to help serve holiday meals in shelters or soup kitchens for the homeless, children are less likely to grow up with a serious case of entitlement and will have better appreciation and gratitude for what parents have done for them throughout the years.

http://www.toysfortots.org/contact_us/de.

http://www.salv
ALSO.your local police dept and they have a program shop with a cop where they take them shopping . talk to the school pricipal and get them enrolled in a christmas program where they take them shopping or whatever. get on assistance. see if there is a place that give coats like a coat closet

I’ve never used a mandoline, food processor, or electric kitchen slicer and the options are a bit overwhelming. I’d like the most versatile appliance with the least possibility of slicing off my fingers. I’m willing to spend money on a quality addition to my kitchen, but I don’t expect to slice pound upon pound of veggies every day. I’m really looking for thin, even slices for my new food dehydrator that I can’t quite seem to accomplish with my knife.

I am planning on painting my kitchen, I have blue counter tops and stainless steel appliances and white cabinets, I’m having a horrible times deciding on a color. Any suggestions. I thought of doing yellow since it’s a complimentary color to blue.
I wanted to do a wine country theme.

sorry some are a little long, but well worth it.

Diagnosis

One day, Pete complained to his friend, “My elbow really hurts. I guess I should see a doctor.”

His friend said, “Don’t do that. There’s a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor.

Simply put in a sample of your urine, and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what you can do about and it will only costs you $10.00.”

Pete figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a urine sample and went to the drug store. Finding the computer, he poured in the sample and deposited the $10.00.

The computer started making some noise and various lights started flashing. After a brief pause, out popped a small slip of paper which read:

1. You have tennis elbow.
2. Soak your arm in warm water, avoid heavy labor.
3. It will be better in two weeks.

That evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was and how it would change medical science forever, he began to wonder if this computer could be fooled.

He decided to give it a try. He mixed together some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, and urine samples from his wife and daughter. To top it off, he masturbated into the concoction.

He went back to the drug store, located the computer, poured in the sample and deposited the $10.00. The machine again made the usual noises, flashed its alights, and printed out the following analysis:

1. Your tap water is too hard.
2. Get a water softener.
3. Your dog has ringworm.
4. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo.
5. Your daughter is using cocaine.
6. Put her in a rehabilitation clinic.
7. Your wife is pregnant . twin girls. They aren’t yours. Get a lawyer.
8. And if you don’t stop masturbating, your elbow will never get better

Pee By Number

A mother taught her son to go to the bathroom by the numbers.

“1. Open your fly. 2. Take out your equipment. 3. Pull back the skin. 4. Do your business. 5. Let the skin forward. 6. Stow your equipment. 7. Close your fly.”

She checked on him often to make sure he had learned his lesson, and each time heard him through the outhouse door saying, “1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6. 7.”

She was pleased with his progress until that day when she passed the bathroom door and heard, “3-5, 3-5, 3-5.”

Monkey stuff

A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he’s drinking it the monkey is running wild. The monkey jumps up on the pool table and grabs the cue ball, sticks it in his mouth and swallows it whole.

The bartender is livid and says to the guy, “Did you see what your monkey just did.””No. What did that stupid shit do this time.” says the patron.”Well, he just swallowed the cue ball off the pool table, whole” says the bartender.”Yeah, well I hope it kills the fucker because he’s been driving me nuts” says the patron.

The guy finishes his drink and leaves.

Two weeks later he comes back with the monkey. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running wild around the bar again. While the man is drinking his drink, the monkey finds some peanuts on the bar. He grabs one, sticks it up his ass, then pulls it out and eats it. The bartender is disgusted.

“Did you see what your monkey did now.” he asks.”What now.” responds the patron. “Well, he stuck a peanut up his ass, then pulled it out and ate it” says the bartender.”Well, what do you expect.” replied the patron. “Ever since he ate that damn cue ball he measures everything first.”

Firm Believer

One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife and pinched her on her butt and said, “You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of your girdle.” While this was on the edge of intolerable, she thought, and replied with silence.

The next morning the man woke his wife with a pinch on the tit and said,”You know if you firmed these up we could ge rid of your bra.”

This was beyond a silent response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by the dick. With a death grip in place she said, “You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of the postman, the gardener, the pool man and your brother.

The Spoon.

A man and his wife were in a fancy resturant. While ordering, they noticed that the waiter had a spoon in his shirt pocket, and after looking around, they observed the other waiters and busboys each had a similar spoon. So the husband says, “what’s with the spoon.”
The waiter said,”well, we had this company come in and evaluate our time management and they found that people drop their spoon 74.8% more often than any other utensil. So if we carry one with us, we can reduce the trips back to the kitchen by 3 hours per shift.
The husband was impressed. Sure enough, he dropped his spoon during dinner and the waiter replaced it with his, stating, “I’ll just get another when I go to the kitchen for something else”. While ordering dessert, the husba
noted that the waiter had a very thin string hanging from the fly of his pants, as did the other waiters, so the husband asks, ” hey, there’s a string on your pants”. The waiter tells him, ” not all my customers are as observant as you. the same company found that we can reduce the amount of time spent in the bathroom by 2 hours each shift if we tie a string around the end of you-know-what, and when we have to go we just unzip and pull it out with the string completely eliminating the need to wash up and saving time.” The husband was impressed, but asked, ” it’s a good idea but how do you get it back in your pants.”.
The waiter leaned close and whispered, ” well I don’t know about the rest of them, but personally I use the spoon.”

sorry about that lol

i’m looking into opening a little cafe / breakfast restaurant. i think i know the location, but i haven’t looked into rent prices yet. first i want to make sure that it would be realistic to do, and to do that i’m looking for a ballpark figure of what it’s going to cost me. the kitchen is already installed and everything, and there is counter space, but i’d need tables and chairs and menus and equipment, plus the cost of supplies and other miscellaneous items. anybody have any idea.

I have a project due where I need to tell a story about a families struggles through the Great Depression and I have dialogue in it.

The problem is I forgot how to format dialogue. I believe it’s where you indent whenever there is a new speaker talking but I am not sure.

Below is a sample of my story. Can someone please format it right and tell me the rules.

Its aroma was overpowering and I could not help but drool a bit. My mom, an affable woman, was baking in the granite kitchen. Expensive spices were on her left while stainless steel knives and other various equipment to her right. She was hacking away at another cuisine.
“Mother, hello.” I greeted her.
“Hello, Viktor. How are you doing. How was work.”
“Work was nice. The stock market is continuing to rise so that means more money for us. Dad will probably work late again to squeeze out as much money as he can out of other people.”
“I see…that is what he is good at so more money for us.”
“Yeah, I guess.”
My father was an extreme conservative (3) so he enjoyed money so much that he became a workaholic in the past month

Thanks. (Don’t mind the (3) next to the word conservative)