She’s so stunningly attractive, and she’s getting more attractive by the day as she piles on the pounds. Just yesterday, all 50 stone of her came walking out of her house, and I just melted when I saw her stick her tongue out and lick the cornflake from the side of her face. I could tell she was the sex from her stained top; what does she get up to in there. I want to find out.
However, I think there’s a possibility that she’s also interested in me. She asked me to help her with her washing. She was getting a rash on her neck, so it was my duty to clean the dirt off, and we even had a game of ‘turning the heaters on, and the one whose bead of sweat is the first to reach their butt crack wins’. Oh yeah, she showed me a trick or two with that one. 
I walked into the kitchen, and couldn’t help but notice the scent of marine life in her vicinity. “What you cooking.” I asked, and she replied, “Ooh, I’m cooking up some candy in my oven baby, wanna try some.” I just thought, “I bet you want some of my candy.” She took her false teeth out, and I just knew she was the one to give me the perfect oral session. Well, she’s top of the class in French, so I imagine she’s good at oral.
I went upstairs to use her bathroom, and I couldn’t help but notice her furniture upstairs. All piles of dirty washing everywhere and broken wardrobes, so I thought to myself, “She needs a good drilling to her box, that’ll fix it .” I also couldn’t resist to steal her skiddy knickers, they remind me of her. 
She’s asked me to come over for tomorrow to help her with her DIY, but do you think I’ll have the tool to satisfy her high standards.
13 Responses to “Please help me, I need to ask this girl out.”
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throw pancakes at her
Rape that.
Ya betta step off homes Y.A is my trollin hood foo
Just eat it.
help her out. we get busy in life and if she is single and you both like each other, she will love the help. Just ask her can i help.
She’s too skinny. Send her to /b/.
if shes the type to wanna have sex; then just get her in the mood. definetly flirt, and ask her to sit down and watch a movie with you or something like that. wen u both are calm, sit close to her and just move your hand slowly to her thigh maybe. if she does not react, keep going, if she still doesnt react whenn you get to that spot, your pretty much in dude.
Amen “No one you need to know about” its all urs
Aproch her nicely, give her a dinner, ddress SOOO hotly taht she can’t resist
and dive in for your dessert ^.^
She sounds sexy. Do her. Do her hard.
This is so wrong on so many levels. But hey, if it makes you happy, right.
Only you know if you have the tool to make her happy none else does. If you really like her then by all means go to her.
lol i had to laugh wen i read the butt crack part
just take her out to eat and ask