Comments on: How do I use a vacuum cleaner as a masturbation aid.

By: ♥ Sallie♥

♥ Sallie♥ — Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000

Wow.maybe you should just stick to your hand.

By: 0mfg B3n2 a 1337 h4×0r! :P

0mfg B3n2 a 1337 h4×0r! :P — Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000

Get a girl and get a life.

By: Simply Her

Simply Her — Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000

If you attach the round Hose onto the vacumm and turn it on, it will suck off your penis. DONT DO IT. you will end up in ER with a severed penis

By: forkingspoons

forkingspoons — Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000

I don’t know about vacuum cleaner, sounds like it’d be painful. The best I ever found was a jar filled with spaghetti, warm spaghetti not hot. Then cover the jar entrance with plastic, poke a hole in the center for your pleasure to go inside.

other ideas are, rubber gloves, 3m gel wrist rests, or just spend 40-60 bucks on a flesh light

nothing wrong with experimenting, just be careful.

By: zombies are cute

zombies are cute — Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000

Ow.

By: livewire9

livewire9 — Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000

you got some imagination,,, try a hoover.

By: Me

Me — Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000

DESPERATE

By: quality Q

quality Q — Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000

no matter what u use but ur r definatly going to convert ur body to museum of dieses by masturbating.

By: bazjohn178

bazjohn178 — Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000

I wouldn’t do that, and I’ve tried most things. It could cause damage.
Look at http://www.jackinworld.com, in the techniques section - that should keep you off the streets for a while.
Look after your penis, it’s the only one you will get, and it’s got to last a lifetime.
have fun

By: mako

mako — Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000

Of all the things, you want to try using a vacuum cleaner to suck your sperm out. Watch it, you penis may be sucked into the vacuum cleaner. Or if it too powerful, you may suck all you delicate inner thing out, rendering your penis useless.